The Overstate By Wits no.4

More spam. Got it all from 1 email, just picked a few choice phrases out and arranged them at will.

A Call for Spam

I never have enough quality spam resources, so I'd like you to help me out with that! If you have any spam content you think is at all useful, interesting, or funny in any way please send it my way. You can forward the whole email to me, send segments of special interest, heck even sign me up with these quality spammers if you can. This email is for my spam collecting purposes only.

patternsinthespam@gmail.com

Thanks!
(I'll even credit you if I use your spam finds!)

The Overstate By Wits no.3

Number 3. These sentences were, in fact, taken word-for-word from a single block of spam prose I found.

The Overstate By Wits no.2

Number 2. More phrases taken straight out of spam messages. Click the pic to see full view.

The Overstate By Wits no.1

Trying my hand at a comic. Using only text found in spam emails. You can see this progression of text in a post I made a couple down from here.

Guns, That Double Bridal Day

Out! He whispered hoarsely. She ain't dead yet. Her husband secretly as had been asserted, surely a flea. Joe can lick him with one hand, can't was i with shock and the burning pain, back again hold of a real womans frock from somewhere and for herself, married her and made of her a lady to lose southern persia we must push the railway fragments were holmes rubbed his hands. This is people ancient cave dwellers, once the neighbours tell him to bring his surgical instruments also,.

[saved from Spam]

Thanks to Trent Edwards for this find!

He Will Bring You Good Luck!

OMG things are so much better.

I am feeling pretty good right now.

I hope you will be as fortunate as I.

I hope I also feel better like you do.

Thank God I didnt listen.

[saved from Spam]