A Call for Spam

I never have enough quality spam resources, so I'd like you to help me out with that! If you have any spam content you think is at all useful, interesting, or funny in any way please send it my way. You can forward the whole email to me, send segments of special interest, heck even sign me up with these quality spammers if you can. This email is for my spam collecting purposes only.

patternsinthespam@gmail.com

Thanks!
(I'll even credit you if I use your spam finds!)

The Overstate By Wits no.3

Number 3. These sentences were, in fact, taken word-for-word from a single block of spam prose I found.

The Overstate By Wits no.2

Number 2. More phrases taken straight out of spam messages. Click the pic to see full view.

The Overstate By Wits no.1

Trying my hand at a comic. Using only text found in spam emails. You can see this progression of text in a post I made a couple down from here.