The Overstate By Wits no.4

More spam. Got it all from 1 email, just picked a few choice phrases out and arranged them at will.

The Overstate By Wits no.3

Number 3. These sentences were, in fact, taken word-for-word from a single block of spam prose I found.

The Overstate By Wits no.2

Number 2. More phrases taken straight out of spam messages. Click the pic to see full view.

The Overstate By Wits no.1

Trying my hand at a comic. Using only text found in spam emails. You can see this progression of text in a post I made a couple down from here.

He Will Bring You Good Luck!

OMG things are so much better.

I am feeling pretty good right now.

I hope you will be as fortunate as I.

I hope I also feel better like you do.

Thank God I didnt listen.

[saved from Spam]

Two Capital Letters

Hillary Clinton mah gurl

easy setup fussing

Beautifully left-wing

really dontgt care. User

I know that the results are wrong.

[saved from spam]

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